2014 NFL: ALL HAIL THE ACID SHARKS

[Packfan]

Jets are down 14-0 after one. This is the first time the Jets have trailed by 14 points after the first quarter since last Sunday.

 

[mcnoles]

 

[dongs]

And you are?

I like to think of Utopia as a sports bar in Alaska, where, as the bartender, I need to be able to talk any team, any time.

I gotta know my stuff, ya know?

 

[Reel]

I like to think of Utopia as a sports bar in Alaska, where, as the bartender, I need to be able to talk any team, any time.

I gotta know my stuff, ya know?

Whose circ are you?

 

[pavel]

 

[Heisman06]

Well, I didn't exactly expect that. What a dominating performance Miami. Can't celebrate too long, though. Playing on the road against a finally healthy Detroit is no easy task. Big test for Tannehill.

 

[pavel]

Anybody who knows SD saw this coming- Rivers will revert to the mean over time. They haven't won there since the Kellen Winslow game, I think. Early east coast games before a bye? Forget it. Most of the dudes are probably leaving for the Bahamas this afternoon

 

[ZackMills]

It's a sad day when you realize you'd rather have Teddy Bridgewater quarterbacking your team over its starter.

 

[OU11]

I'm glad Peyton makes the crowd shut up at home, it's fun watching him try to yell on the road

 

[CoergeGarlin]

Glad to see Manning and Elway took their company refs to Foxborough. What a fucking joke. Horrible DPI call followed by a no-call on an egregious hold.

the NFL is making a mockery of the sport.

 

[pavel]

lol, ok

 

[OU11]

I miss the days when I thought things mattered

 

[bruin]

ELITE.

 

[bruin228]

Surprise, surprise, Robo QB is malfunctioning

 

[goblue96]

Surprise, surprise, Robo QB is malfunctioning

 

[OU11]

I didn't know you had to be down in the end zone to score a td, thought you just had to break the plane

 

[Packfan]

Solid job by the 49ers coaching staff to secure the loss.

 

[DanishDonut0]

Coaching staff would probably do a better job blocking. That was such an ugly game, fitting for it to end that way. What was the ruling on that safety? I missed it but I don't see how it wasn't a safety.

 

[kingssc]

Coaching staff would probably do a better job blocking. That was such an ugly game, fitting for it to end that way. What was the ruling on that safety? I missed it but I don't see how it wasn't a safety.

I don't think they had a camera angle to show that he went back into the end zone before being contacted by a Niners player, so couldn't get indisputable evidence to overturn.

 

[CoergeGarlin]

 

[Packfan]

The Lions-Falcons game on Oct. 26, with a 9:30 a.m. ET kickoff from London, drew 8.526 million viewers, a terrific number given that time of day which should portend more games from Europe with a similar kickoff time.

 

[Clintmartian]

NO MORE

 

[kella]

It's great for us old people on the east coast

 

[Yankee151]

2:45 est is like 8:45 there, i would think primetime would be better

 

[R2D2]

Mark Sanchez led a team to victory. I repeat, Mark Sanchez led a team to victory. Nick Foles with a broken collarbone. Bye playoffs.

 

[Hollywood]

Panthers still gon find a way to shit away the game next week an lose to Sanchez.

 

[Travis7401]

Glad Denver lost to New England. That means they'll be hungry for revenge instead of complacent if they should meet in the playoffs.

 

[Southpaw]

Denver still gonna get home field advantage too. @Chiefs @Chargers @Bengals in December should be the only tough games they have left.

 

[Packfan]

2:45 est is like 8:45 there, i would think primetime would be better

That is when they have done all of the other London games, this is the first time they tried an afternoon game.

 

[GatorTD]

I loved it. It reminded me of thanksgiving with games spread out all day. Breakfast and live football totally go together.

 

[Southpaw]

The best was when there was a weather delay. I can't remember if it was last year or the year before and the afternoon game didn't end until right before the Sunday night game started. Fuck ur Thursday night shit shows. Do a late afternoon kickoff instead.

 

[DeadMan]

I was hoping for some fireworks this morning, but apparently everyone in Denver is calm about the loss. Boring.

 

[Travis7401]

BOOOOO Robo

 

[BasinBictory]

I was hoping for some fireworks this morning, but apparently everyone in Denver is calm about the loss. Boring.

Y'all have the wrong Manning brother if you want to beat Tom Brady.

 

[Bmack]

I was watching the beginnings of the Brady-Peyton duel and was enamored by the papa johns Fritos pizza commercial.

I decided to order it right away. I must say I am disappointed. They justske the pizza then dump Fritos on top of it loosely. You lose a lot of Fritos when you pick up a slice. I'm not sure how they could combat this. I don't think I'll order another.

 

[fsuprime]

I'm telling you'll

The BLT pizza's I encountered a long the Saginaw bay coastal areas of Michigan are where it is at.

 

[bruin]

Chargers-Raiders last year started at like 8:20 on the West Coast because the A's were in the playoffs. Twas awesome.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I'm telling you'll

The BLT pizza's I encountered a long the Saginaw bay coastal areas of Michigan are where it is at.

Gyro pizzas here, mang.

 

[Travis7401]

I was watching the beginnings of the Brady-Peyton duel and was enamored by the papa johns Fritos pizza commercial.

I decided to order it right away. I must say I am disappointed. They justske the pizza then dump Fritos on top of it loosely. You lose a lot of Fritos when you pick up a slice. I'm not sure how they could combat this. I don't think I'll order another.

I think if they just dumped a bunch of chili on top it would really hold things together. Inject some ranch dressing into the crust and we'd finally have the perfect Oklahoma culinary masterpiece for @silverwheels to sell in his food truck. By the pound, by the slice; it won't matter, Okies can't resist frito chili pie AND ranch dressing.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I think if they just dumped a bunch of chili on top it would really hold things together. Inject some ranch dressing into the crust and we'd finally have the perfect Oklahoma culinary masterpiece for @silverwheels to sell in his food truck. By the pound, by the slice; it won't matter, Okies can't resist frito chili pie AND ranch dressing.

Needs to be on frybread crust. Indian taco pizza would be unstoppable.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Denver still gonna get home field advantage too. @Chiefs @Chargers @Bengals in December should be the only tough games they have left.

These are the same chargers the lolphins just blew out?

 

[Southpaw]

They always play the Broncos tough plus it's a divisional road game. Learn to NFL.

 

[DeadMan]

How did the Giants win 2 Super Bowls? Their play calling is mind bottling.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

How did the Giants win 2 Super Bowls? Their play calling is mind bottling.

Defense.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

shuddafuqup Gruden

 

[Rutgers Mike]

How do you get tackled at the 8 yard line on a kickoff?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Rutgers Mike mad.

Rutgers Mike smash.

 

[Wuf]

CSU Ram guard gettin worked

 

[bruin228]

Rutgers Mike mad.

Rutgers Mike smash.

Is that Solomon Grundy?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Yeah Superfriends era Grundy. Couldn't find one from the Justice League cartoon, but i didnt look hard.

Oh there he is

Anyway I knew the Giants D was gonna get raped. Told my friend as much yesterday, and knew Eli had to keep em in a shootout. Obviously he didn't.