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2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

Skeeter

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Southpaw said:
I've never made that argument and I certainly don't root for any SEC team because they are SEC. Sometimes I will root for them over teams I hate like tOSU, Clemson or Texas, but I usually want them all to fucking lose as much as possible. That was a @jobob argument after Utah whipped that ass.

I just find it laughable to ignore simple facts such as money, budgets, NFL draft picks and stadium size. These are not subjective. These are measurable, tangible things. The SEC tries harder at football, by far, than any other conference, and because of that, they end up with better players and coaches on the whole and more money. Just pointing that out doesn't make one some idiot mouth breather SEC homer. I am fully aware these people exist, but nobody has done that here for a long time.

Like in the Pac 12 you can roll into USC as the road team and play in front of 75k empty seats and have no issues, but when you roll in USC east, even when they blow ass there are 90k screaming idiots there. That makes a difference and makes winning in the conference more difficult. I can't measure how much harder, but it does. They also end up with players like Jadaveon Clowney and Marcus Lattimore which you don't find at Purdue or whatever other middling team you want to pick from other conferences.

The writing is on the wall, though, and soon it wont even matter, because it won't be the SEC anymore. It will just be big boy football and the top 32 or 40 teams will be in it and the rest of college football will be back to playing for room and board.
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Dumb take is dumb.

TIL purdo doesn't have any players that will go pro.
 
Craig7835

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bruin228 said:
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Lol

Every college football fanbase is the same. Sure, LINCOLN was 55-10 here with four conference titles and three playoff appearances, but actually he sucked now that he left. Now we can get someone PHYSICAL who can build a CULTURE

LINCOLN took a LOADED LAMBO and left the CUPBOARD BARE
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The only time Lincoln's teams are physical is when they play SEC teams in Bowl games.
 
Mr. Radpants

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Southpaw said:
It wont be the SEC. It will just be the schools that break off from the NCAA and form a new coalition. You honestly don't think that is coming? they aren't going to bring along the Cincinattis of the world.
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I don’t know, but that will ruin the sport for 90% of the country including me. The other schools might be slow to waking up, but they have a lot of money at stake if their football programs are going to get relegated and it would of course impact other sports. So, hard to picture and I don’t want to either
 
Craig7835

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silverwheels said:
Heupel won a natty at OU in 2000 but he hasn’t had a good connection with OU since STOOOOOPS fired him in 2014. He’s not a legitimate candidate for the Sooners.
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It was said in an earlier post Heupel had some heat with Stoops over that firing but I HIGHLY doubt that
 
Brick

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omg

HARD NOSED MARKET CORNERED

didn't oregon get pwned by the two other HARD NOSED teams this year in furd and utah? with much less talent? lmao.

schwartz is the worst. MARKET CORNERED. uhhh there is plenty of talent to go around there bud.
 
Southpaw

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It's always about money and the playoff is what generates it in massive amounts now. Bowl games suck and get poor ratings and poor attendance. Those schools that generate the $ are getting sick of sharing it with the poor schools and with field hockey teams etc. I think within 10 or fewer years you will see it happen.

Just take the top 30-40 athletic department budgets and I think you will have a good start at a rough list.
 
kella

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"It's the ultimate team sport and brings people and communities together unlike anything else" sounds like a line from a JAR essay

here's some people AN communities being brought together

 
Brick

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Brick said:
tennessee on that 5 game losing streak to the pac-12 and overall 14-15-3. kick them fuckin' bums out of the SEC and get a real PROGRUM in there. BYU went 5-0 against the pac this year!
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also 3 game skid against the big xii. will be nice for texas and oklahoma to have these auto-wins lined up.
 
Southpaw

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You ain’t baiting me with that foolishness. Like I even care. I don’t root for them because they are good. Pretty sure I know way more than you about their losses.

At least they didn’t lose to 3-9 David Shaw and Stanford lol.
 
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I would like to, while apropos of almost nothing, comment on the "SEC has the most fans" take, which IMO is like a PFT Commenter level take.

SEC schools are, more than maybe any other conference, frequently in the middle of fucking nowhere. In some cases there is literally nothing else to do besides go see that college's teams play games.
A lot of those people also just don't leave their hometown or home state. This, of course, in comparison to USC or UCLA not being able to draw fans is partially explained by the fact that there's a billion other things to do in LA, and it's a very transient metro area in comparison.

Let us look at these team by team. I will rank from most cosmopolitan to least, based entirely on my own understanding of these dumps. Specifically, outside of a couple exceptions, these places don't have any significant OTHER sports to obsess over or games to attend.

There's a lot of other stuff to do if ur IQ is over 75

These schools are in or in nearby proximity of actual cities, except for LSU because BR is a long hovercraft ride from New Orleans.

Nashville TN (Vanderbilt) - this is an obvious winner in this category. Even if Vandy was consistently mediocre as fuck (like half the SEC) I don't think there'd be a ton of people at these games. I have to imagine that a degree from Vandy also grants you some economic flexibility to leave town that a degree from (spins lotto ball cage) Missouri doesn't, so they don't have a great alumni built in fan base.

Athens GA (Georgia) - only here because of 90 minute proximity to Atlanta. I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that most Bulldog home games aren't attended by people that live near Athens but rather people in the orbit of Atlanta.

Not bad especially if you're a full blown alcoholic or you think getting on a plane is cosmopolitan lefty elitist behavior so you never left

I assume that these mid-sized cities accidentally have alternate attractions to attending football games, but I'm ready to be challenged on this assumption!

Lexington KY (Kentucky) - Lexington is kinda fun. Keeneland is decent. Big enough to have a few museums or decent restaurants not in strip malls.

Knoxville TN (Tennessee) - Smokey mountains and shit, hunting raccoons, hanging with BIG SMO. Seems like there's some OK options besides throwing French's mustard bottles at cheerleaders.

Baton Rouge LA (LSU) - Again, this benefits from proximity to New Orleans, which is indeed a real city and a fun place to be murdered at a stop light. However the allure of LSU is such that I'm not sure BR has a whole lot else going on that would detract you from habitually going to Death Valley to watch yet another horrible QB fire worm burners into the turf and get repeatedly sacked while you chug corndogs

Probably fun if you're 22 but comical to think there's actual culture for real adults

College towns where there's stuff to do if you can't get a ticket to the game

Gainesville FL (Florida) - This is a huge state school so if you're in college or like date rape, mosquitoes, and Bud Light emerging product test markets, Gainesville is probably a gas.

Oxford MS (OLD MISS) - It's called Oxford so I'm going to make a sweeping assumption that it's not a total dump and is a fun college town but I'm guessing LANE TRAIN is the primary entertainment and that you can pay for tickets with EBT cards.

Auburn AL (Allbarn) - ditto Oxford minus Lane

Need Sherman to ride again

Nobody would know these towns even exist without their football and/or basketball teams, and they probably shouldn't exist

Columbia MO (Mizzou) - Ozarkian shithole, surely

Columbia SC (South Carolina) - SC grads I know actively talk shit about what a dump the town is

College Station TX (A&M) - lol

Starkville MS (MSU) - I saw like 40k people packing some College Baseball tournament game in the middle of the worst of covid, so yeah, there's fuck all to do here

Fayetteville AR (Arkansas) - I'm guessing the "Fayettenam" nickname isn't because they have great larb

Tuscaloosa AL (BAMA) - this is the largest city in the state when there's a home game by population so
 
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Southpaw said:
It wont be the SEC. It will just be the schools that break off from the NCAA and form a new coalition. You honestly don't think that is coming? they aren't going to bring along the Cincinattis of the world.
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Why? No one gives a shit about minor leagues in this country. You really think NFL Minor League-Knoxville is going to get a billion dollar TV deal?

SEC East: Kentucky, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Mizzou, Florida (haven't been relevant in a long time)... No wonder Georgia dominates. That division is worse than the Big Ten West.
 
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kella said:
I would like to, while apropos of almost nothing, comment on the "SEC has the most fans" take, which IMO is like a PFT Commenter level take.

SEC schools are, more than maybe any other conference, frequently in the middle of fucking nowhere. In some cases there is literally nothing else to do besides go see that college's teams play games.
A lot of those people also just don't leave their hometown or home state. This, of course, in comparison to USC or UCLA not being able to draw fans is partially explained by the fact that there's a billion other things to do in LA, and it's a very transient metro area in comparison.
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do you think its any coincidence that BAMA is the greatest FOOTBAWWWWWW, basically the 33rd pro team, and incest porn is #1 category on pornhub? Tuscaloosa is a cultural capital of sorts
 
Southpaw

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doh said:
Why? No one gives a shit about minor leagues in this country. You really think NFL Minor League-Knoxville is going to get a billion dollar TV deal?

SEC East: Kentucky, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Mizzou, Florida (haven't been relevant in a long time)... No wonder Georgia dominates. That division is worse than the Big Ten West.
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I don’t literally mean minor leagues like a baseball team, bro.
 
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