@Gentlemen, old dawgs be fine sitting in a warm corner with a bone and a passel of stories to reflect on. Much appreciation to the offer @Soonerfan09 (and thanks for getting Moscow to the 'leet) and the kind words @allyouns. You had some dramatic drama in this postseason, no?
"Coach Williams. This is Johanathan Redditorson. The newest member of the Pine Bluff family."
"Just call me Johan, Coach. Everybody does."
Johan. Can you play safety?
"Safety? Hey now, everybody knows I'm a lockdown corner. They call me Loctite, you know."
Corner is a lightweight...