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Completely Awful Nebraska Football Thread - LOL blackshits

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
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I hate that they also use XenForo. This forum is at least slightly less dumb
 

Travis7401

Douglass Tagg
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My inner footbaw trog loved this song so much when I was a freshman/sophmore, still WANTING TO BELIEVE that puberty would give me a 4.6 40 yard dash! This song started a solid two year spell where I wanted to be a cornhusker, lol. Junior year I lowered my goal to FIRSTDOWN.GIF... and then during my senior year to various DII colleges... before finally settling on pairing up with some lesbians to create a co-ed flag football dynasty.

I had this song on my PUMP UP mixtape that I played on my literal tape playing walkman.

"I'll work hard I'll do my part
You won't hear me complain
I'll never go down easy
I swear I'll pull my weight

Hey there Mr. Osborne
I'll do anything to play
And it sure would be a honor sir
To call you coach someday"

Sophomore year I'd get so fucking revved up listening to this song I SWEAR I'LL PULL MY WEIGHT and I'd run like a 150lb maniac child into some grown men in tackling drills and get so much CTE! So you can probably blame Nebraska footbaw for at least some part of what you hate about the things that I choose to be.
 

Ander1345

I ain't got friends, I got FamILLy
Write Sean Payton a 12 million dollar check for what..... 1 year? Lmao the dude just retired from the NFL and you think he's gonna talk to fucking college kids for money?
 

Travis7401

Douglass Tagg
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Nebraska's only real hope is to use their immense resources to embrace the fuck out of NIL and throw a million at every player... but that doesn't align with their HARD WORK WORK mythos, so instead their moron fanbase will want the corch to WIN THE RIGHT WAY with hicks and wrastlers. Ya'll gonna be Wyoming soon!
 

bruin228

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they are gonna be pressured to hire the interim. teams always overperform in these situations. i've seen the future of this sim.


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BasinBictory

OUT with the GOUT
It's odd to me how programs name a CROOTING SPECIALIST as their "associate head corch" or whatever, even though they are, under normal circumstances, way down the seniority/experience list among the coaching staff.
 

bruin228

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Because that’s all the bit confused people who pay the most attention care about now

CROOTS CLICK
 

Plotty

Tath Meacher
Well 49-14 doesn’t ring immediate OMFG were progressing.

But I bet this coming matchup with the bye week will go a long way to where this season goes. OU just destroyed the oline.

Mickey is going to kick some oline ass, and likely put Raiola on blast.

There is a chance - because the big west is absolute trash.
 
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