2019 MINSHEW

[CJ_24]

Andy Reid still corches KC, right? Bart Scott for the Chiefs to score 17 points and lose at home in the divisional playoff round.

 

[Travis7401]

This is the best bet ever. In some version of the simulation they meet up in person so the loser can pay the winner, I'll show up with a shotgun and NORMA and kill them both with the shotgun, while NORMA dispatches bystander Yankee! 3 Trumpkins stoned at once and I'll take the cash too!

Also, now that the season is upon us, I'm getting daily reminders from the NFL shop that I can buy the latest JAGUARS GEAR!

 

[bruin]

This is the best bet ever. In some version of the simulation they meet up in person so the loser can pay the winner, I'll show up with a shotgun and NORMA and kill them both with the shotgun, while NORMA dispatches bystander Yankee! 3 Trumpkins stoned at once and I'll take the cash too!

Also, now that the season is upon us, I'm getting daily reminders from the NFL shop that I can buy the latest JAGUARS GEAR!

 

[Wuf]

Tyreek gonna single handedly carry me to fantasy glory

 

[Travis7401]

I want to start a fantasy league where you get points deducted for picking players who are garbage humans. Then during the season you also get more points deducted for watching games, looking up stats, or even talking about your fantasy players. If you try to claim someone off waivers or make a trade you lose.

 

[Southpaw]

You win if you kill a guy who mentions his fantasy football team to you doe.

This is me when someone starts talking to me about their fantasy team.

 

[BasinBictory]

Unless discussion of "fantasy team" includes some combination of Swedish bikini team, Salma Hayek, current Playboy Playmate and Miss Universe, I'm out.

 

[kella]

One of the reasons I can't watch games with other people or even really at bars (insomuch as I'm ever even just sitting in front of a TV watching a game anyway). Idiots rooting for some 3rd string situational back to get *carries* and the team is down like 18 with 3 minutes to play. They ain't running the ball you slapdick, shut the fuck up.

 

[NML]

@bruin

I’ll give you even money on win totals, Jags and Chiefs

I’ll give you 1:3 on Mahomes having a higher QB rating or QBR (ur choice) than Bortles

 

[Reel]

Brick, where were you when taysom hill got put in for that goaline score lol

 

[Brick]

Brick, where were you when taysom hill got put in for that goaline score lol

setting up ma new 4k tv

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Got that new Spiderman?

 

[CJ_24]

Fantasy football really is the worst.

 

[ZackMills]

Fantasy football really is the worst.

I wouldn't go that far...

 

[Travis7401]

ZUCK'S targeted Jaguars advertisements are the worst

 

[kella]

wow Darnold looks great

 

[Yankee151]

Gary V probably flipping out right now on TWITTER

 

[bruin228]

Wow, this guy

has turnover issues?

 

[Orlando]

Gary V probably flipping out right now on TWITTER

Isn’t this true at any moment in time?

 

[Yankee151]

He gets extra hype about his JETS

 

[Bmack]

The volume for this broadcasting crew is all screwed. The lady's volume is way to high and the guy sounds way too low.

 

[Orlando]

This turf looks awful on TV.

 

[Orlando]

The volume for this broadcasting crew is all screwed. The lady's volume is way to high and the guy sounds way too low.

Stadium sound is too low too

 

[Bmack]

Stafford looks worse than D'arnold.

 

[Southpaw]

Pam Ward cmon son.

 

[Southpaw]

Matt Patricia just looks like a fat POS you'd see at BWW or something. He should wear a jersey on the sidelines. Maybe a Barry Sanders throwback or something.

 

[kella]

I see the Lions are in mid season sucking form.

 

[bruin]

Beth Mowins and Brian Griese in Detroit. Feel the fever.

Smart sending the #1 team TESS @Brick to Oakland for Raiders/Rams. Suzy Kolber better watch it in the parking lot. Vatos beware.

 

[adchester]

“Welcome to HARDLAND”

Browns new slogan or @TonyGin&Juice ’s Friday night at Augie’s?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Video makes me want to work out in a grimey gym and coal roll a Prius

 

[goblue96]

Beth Mowins and Brian Griese in Detroit. Feel the fever.

Smart sending the #1 team TESS @Brick to Oakland for Raiders/Rams. Suzy Kolber better watch it in the parking lot. Vatos beware.

Do not speak ill of Mr. Griese. I lived across the street from him for two years at Michigan. Beth Mowins can die in a fire.

 

[pavel]

Damn, Detroit is looking great!!

 

[Hooblaa]

Jesus Christ Detroit

 

[pavel]

The crowd in Oakland could pass for a Lancaster Alcoholics Anonymous group on a smoke break, but damn I love Marshawn Lynch, and Gruden looks like he never left. This rivalry is fun

 

[Southpaw]

This new jet sweep forward 6" toss is the biggest stat cheesing I've ever seen.

 

[bruin228]

It's not new, you just been watching too much SEC ball

Should've kept FALK around

 

[adchester]

Derek Carr = pussy

 

[BasinBictory]

Rams gonna lose.

Fucking Oakland and their sorry-ass multipurpose stadium. Fuck the A's, too!

 

[Hooblaa]

Mark Davis' hair game is FUCKED up

 

[jdlikewhoa]

This stadium, this announcing team... I feel like I’m watching the noon ACC game on Raycom Sports presented by Food Lion. Woof.

 

[bruin]

Witten is bad. Basic bitch.

Booger can't speak english.

TESS deserves better.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I fell asleep during the aforementioned early Saturday ACC showdown between the Jets and Lions so I missed the TRIPLE X THROWDOWN in Oakland. Did Gruden rock the visor? Did David Carr run out with a giant "WE STAND FOR THE FLAG AND KNEEL FOR THE CROSS" flag? Did Gruden get beat like a prison snitch by the exotic blitzes put on by the Rams?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Witten is bad. Basic bitch.

Booger can't speak english.

TESS deserves better.

Tess sucks. All 3 deserve each other

 

[Southpaw]

 

[bruin]

Tess sucks.

 

[Reel]

 

[Yankee151]

 

[kella]

Am I supposed to know who that is

 

[Yankee151]

You would probably hate him, but no not really

 

[kella]

He looks like a twink so yes