Recent content by BasinBictory

I'll suspend the building of the multi-guillotine until after these soon-to-be 38th degree Stonecutters donate their fair share.

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They sound like the family of a US Senator or something!

Nah, b. Lincoln will lure him with his brisket that resembles the texture of...Lincoln Logs.

First basemen will have to upgrade to wearing catchers' mitts.

JUICY

Yams loaded up on defense, but ain't no way they're going to fill that Aaron Donald's shoes. I like that they went and got Blake Corum. Karen Williams is good, but over the past several seasons, it seemed like whenever their #1 back when down, the whole offense went to shit. Maybe Corum can give...

Well shit - was hoping Laiatu Latu went to the Yams.

Who? Daniels and ???? Williams is from the D.C. area, no?

Well, fuck. That sucked.

RIP, Legend.

SUCKRAMENTO

Did they hire Alex Grinch?

Start calling them the Kentucky Papists.

This be some fuckshit weather. Fucken January in April.