MLB 2023 Thread

[goblue96]

What was the score? Why won't you tell us the score?

 

[Wolfman21]

i have no words

 

[BasinBictory]

BUMS

 

[ZackMills]

Uhh...this guy's generation used steroids.

Granted, DOUG didn't with his whopping career 100 OPS+ as a first basemen. These guys are the worst.

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Wolfman21]

So MLB gonna ship Wander back to the DR with his 14 year old girlfriend or what?

 

[kella]

good lord

 

[Skeeter]

good lord

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Swing for your seats? @Southpaw it's your time to shine!

 

[Hollywood]

 

[Southpaw]

Odor got that dog in him.

 

[goblue96]

So MLB gonna ship Wander back to the DR with his 14 year old girlfriend or what?

 

[ZackMills]

JEFF had a 77 OPS+ that season. Jose Offerman had a 108 and was an All Star. What a dope.

 

[CJ_24]

I've never heard of Jeff Frye

 

[kella]

wandered into her DMs

 

[CJ_24]

Fucking Doyers

 

[ZackMills]

 

[Wolfman21]

that reminds me of the story Chipper Jones tells of the time Greg Maddux pissed on his leg in the shower, lol

 

[CJ_24]

Fucking Doyers, the sequel

 

[Southpaw]

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

I wouldn't call that "just walking in" mr. announcer, he was hauling ass

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Franco

nm

 

[Skeeter]

nm

Fucking pedos are the worst of all genders. Fire him into the sun.

 

[Southpaw]

nm

That is fucking sad. WTF dude? He has everything in the world going for him and he goes after some 14 year old tail?? Unbelievable. Guess he will be playing in the Guatemalan league where they don't care about the age of consent.

 

[goblue96]

It’s the DR. If their little league teams are any example, she could be as young as nine!

 

[CJ_24]

I will say this about the Doyers: Dodgers Stadium at Sunset may be the most beautiful place in sports

 

[ZackMills]

I've started reading the comments to JEFF'S posts and they are just as, if not, more sad.

 

[kella]

follow them around and leave the skinner pathetic screenshot on every one

 

[pavel]

There’s an I in win tho

 

[CJ_24]

There's also an I in "six games back of the wildcard"

 

[pavel]

two, technically

 

[BasinBictory]

And also a "me"

 

[adchester]

 

[CJ_24]

I think they're a pretty accurate representative of NYC, tbh

 

[ZackMills]

 

[Wolfman21]

The ump liked Verlander's response so much, he told Cora to fuck off just a few innings later

 

[kella]

I just saw Harper has 11 homers...this year. In that lineup. Then I also remembered the Nats won a WS the year after they got rid of him

ALBATROSS

 

[Southpaw]

Definitely his power numbers are down, but he's only played half the season and he's coming off the injury. I bet they will be back up next year after he roids in the offseason.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

He had TJ surgery and came back really quickly from it.

I will say that of all the players that the Nats let walk none of them look like a mistake. And the one that they kept (Strasburg) will probably never play again.

But as of today, Harper is the ex-Nat that you could make the strongest case for keeping, and it's not that strong because they don't win a 2019 World Series if they extended him (his money went right to Corbin, who was instrumental in the 2019 playoffs).

To think the biggest cheaters in baseball history could have won in 2019, I love this sim.

Anyway, I think the Phillies could win a World Series in the next couple years and Harper gets a ring also

 

[kella]

He'll always be a victim of his own hype train, sadly. I remember it, people were acting like he was going to be the white Griffey Jr

 

[Southpaw]

He's pretty much got exactly half of Jr.'s offensive stats in half of the at bats, but Jr was washed a long time before he retired. He's definitely way better than Harper.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

34 not 24, 3+4 = MICKEY MANTLE

 

[goblue96]

He had TJ surgery and came back really quickly from it.

I will say that of all the players that the Nats let walk none of them look like a mistake. And the one that they kept (Strasburg) will probably never play again.

But as of today, Harper is the ex-Nat that you could make the strongest case for keeping, and it's not that strong because they don't win a 2019 World Series if they extended him (his money went right to Corbin, who was instrumental in the 2019 playoffs).

To think the biggest cheaters in baseball history could have won in 2019, I love this sim.

Anyway, I think the Phillies could win a World Series in the next couple years and Harper gets a ring also

The Phillies have put together a solid bullpen and good enough starting pitching with Wheeler, Walker, Nola (who is having a bad year), Suarez and Lorenzen. If the bats are hot, like in last year’s playoffs, they can make another run.

If the bats are cold, they could get swept. There is no in between for the bats. They either red hot or ice cold. Schwarber hitting lead off is annoying as fuck. He’s a three true outcomes player (33 HR, 36 singles, 96 walks, 164 ks).

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Sure. Nats were like that but with strong starting pitching. October is all about who’s hot.

 

[goblue96]

Sounds like Ohtani gonna need that Tommy John.

 

[Southpaw]

Such bad luck. He still gonna get paid, but whoever signs him just gonna want that bat. Fuck pitching.

 

[CJ_24]

 

[CJ_24]

Weekend series v. Tatis and Machado, aka the Steriod Hot Dog with a BUM

 

[pavel]

Ryan Braun still on the payroll?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The Brewers are consistently the least interesting team in baseball. Basically the raw broccoli of the league

 

[kella]

The Brewers? They still have that team?